It's here! It's here! The best holiday of the year! Halloweener! And a wonderful treat to go along with it; SNOW! Snow is good. The only bad thing about it is that it brings on all the bitches that only get worse closer to their unhappy holiday on December 25th; Angrymas.

WOOHOO! Snow in the forecast! Snow in the forecast! SNOW IN THE FORECAST!

Windows open the weekend before Halloween; very nice! I remember many years as a kid trick or treating with my snow boots and winter coat over my costume.

I noticed yesterday that the snowbirds were back! Dark-eyed Juncos, but mom always called them snowbirds.

How times have changed. The dairy farm no longer has cows on it and the Christmas tree farm no longer sells Christmas trees.

Live and let live. For those that 'live by God's Word', there is no commandment forbidding two people with matching genitals to fall in love. But while they are casting stones, remember this:

The Word of our Lord, Jesus Christ.................Mark 10:11-12; "And He said to them, 'Whoever divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery against her; and if she herself divorces her husband and marries another man, she is committing adultery.'"

7th Commandment: "You shall not commit adultery." Amen

In this hand I hold a very special, magical, invisible fairy. I offer a $100,000 reward to the first person that can prove this fairy doesn't exist.