Sunday, November 30, 2014

The final day of deer camp. Wood cutting resumes tomorrow.

Saturday, November 22, 2014

That's the trouble with you winter haters. You're bitter assholes that hate almost everything. It really doesn't have anything to do with the weather.

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Oldbagbook is a lot more fun when somebody isn't chappin' your ass everyday. The last straw was reached by me from this one particular old bitch. HA! I gave her the old C U Next Tuesday post. No more trouble from her. HAHA!

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Lots of fun over on Oldbagbook. I've had to pull a few 'weeds' again, but I'm slowly getting caught up on getting rid of some of those bossy old bags from my page.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Saturday, November 15, 2014

Is your furnace running? Not mine! HAHA!

6F degrees this morning. More snow on the way. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

Thursday, November 13, 2014

WOOHOO! I can't wait!
Very few scenes are prettier.
The feast shared with the Wampanoag Indians and the first mention of Thanksgiving are really not the same event. During the first winter in 1621, 46 of the 102 pilgrims died. Thankfully, the following year resulted in a plentiful harvest. The pilgrims decided to celebrate with a feast that would include 90 natives who helped the pilgrims survive during that first winter. One of the most celebrated of those natives was a Wampanoag who the settlers called Squanto. He taught the pilgrims where to fish and hunt and where to plant New World crops like corn and squash. He also helped negotiate a treaty between the pilgrims and chief Massasoit.

This first feast included many fowl, though it is not certain that it included turkey, along with venison, corn, and pumpkin. This was all prepared by the four women settlers and two teenage girls.

The first actual mention of the word thanksgiving in early colonial history was not associated with the first feast described above. The first time this term was associated with a feast or celebration was in 1623. That year the pilgrims were living through a terrible drought that continued from May through July. The pilgrims decided to spend an entire day in July fasting and praying for rain. The next day, a light rain occurred. Further, additional settlers and supplies arrived from the Netherlands. At that point, Governor Bradford proclaimed a day of Thanksgiving to offer prayers and thanks to God. However, this was by no means a yearly occurrence.

The next recorded day of Thanksgiving occurred in 1631 when a ship full of supplies that was feared to be lost at sea actually pulled into Boston Harbor. Governor Bradford again ordered a day of Thanksgiving and prayer.

George Washington issued the first Thanksgiving Proclamation by a President of the United States on November 26, 1789. Interestingly, some of the future presidents such as Thomas Jefferson and Andrew Jackson would not agree to resolutions for a national day of Thanksgiving because they felt it was not within their constitutional power. Over these years, Thanksgiving was still being celebrated in many states, but often on different dates. Most states, however, celebrated it sometime in November.
The Christmas music has begun to play on the radio! WOOHOO! Milwaukee's Christmas Music Station

Tuesday, November 11, 2014

Here's the real story behind the Monster Energy logo:

Monster Energy is made from squishing old men on a hydraulic press. The liquid that runs out is what they use to make the drink. It takes the squeezings from 3 old men to make each drink; hence the logo, 3 old men's canes. The name, Monster, is because it takes some kind of monster to come up with a formula like that for the drink.

You people are so effing dumb to get fooled by Internet rumors, over and over.....

Monday, November 10, 2014

A tornado comes through town and kills everybody but you. Then you thank god for protecting you from the tornado. If god really did protect you, then who the f*ck do you think killed everybody else? People are so stupid.
No matter how much snow falls, it will never be as deep as the pussy crybabies that whine about it. They act surprised and angry every year. If you have a functioning brain and intact memories the changing of the seasons should come as no surprise to you. Facebook sucks, too many bitches.

Thursday, November 6, 2014

Sometimes I fart but accidentally shit my pants. And you worry about snowflakes?

Wednesday, November 5, 2014

Congratulations to the candidate with the real purty mouth!

Sunday, November 2, 2014

Saturday, November 1, 2014