Stupidity at it's Funniest!

A funny thing happened yesterday! I was carrying garbage out of the garage and loading it into the truck to go to the dump. Tommy and a few of his harem of helpers were putting a small load of hay in the barn.

Apparently Toby couldn't see me going in and out of the garage from his vantage point. He was on one of the tractors and my woodpile was blocking his view. Therefore, he also assumed that I could not see or hear him. He would turn towards Tommy and Larry, laugh real loud, stand up on the tractor, and wave in a stupid-looking motion towards my house across the road, repeating the action several times. Then he would go do something else with the tractor, come back, and repeat the whole process of looking at Tommy and Larry, laugh real high pitched and loud, stand up on the tractor, then wave with big sweeping arcs of his arm. He continued this for 10 minutes or more.

Well, I've been mocked, picked on, and used all my life by them and people much better than they are. It is actually very exciting for me to catch them in the act of mocking or lying and then I point out how stupid they are. Most other people just let it go and never say anything about it, which is why those people are the way they are because they know they can get away with it, but I don't. It's like a fun game for me! So once again, Toby began his big laugh and stupid wave while looking at Tommy and Larry, having no idea that I was working right outside and that I knew full well what he was doing; having a little fun with his homeboys at my expense. I stopped my work, stepped out into my driveway where he could plainly see me, and held my middle finger up as high and proud as I could! When he turned away from Tommy and Larry, towards me, the realization that I saw him and knew what he had been doing hit him......oh, the look on his face about made me pee my pants! HAHAHAHAHA! His mouth fell open, his eyes were wide, his waving arm lowered to half staff, he just sat there for a second like that, staring in disbelief that I had caught him in his act of stupidness with my middle finger raised so beautifully!

He then dropped quickly back into the seat of the tractor, sped off, and I never saw him again! HAHAHAHAHA! What a bunch of dumbasses! I love it!