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The final day of deer camp. Wood cutting resumes tomorrow.

That's the trouble with you winter haters. You're bitter assholes that hate almost everything. It really doesn't have anything to do with the weather.

Oldbagbook is a lot more fun when somebody isn't chappin' your ass everyday. The last straw was reached by me from this one particular old bitch. HA! I gave her the old C U Next Tuesday post. No more trouble from her. HAHA!

Lots of fun over on Oldbagbook. I've had to pull a few 'weeds' again, but I'm slowly getting caught up on getting rid of some of those bossy old bags from my page.

I really don't care much for crazy bitches.

Is your furnace running? Not mine! HAHA!

6F degrees this morning. More snow on the way. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!

WOOHOO! I can't wait!

Very few scenes are prettier.

The feast shared with the Wampanoag Indians and the first mention of Thanksgiving are really not the same event. During the first winter in 1621, 46 of the 102 pilgrims died. Thankfully, the following year resulted in a plentiful harvest. The pilgrims decided to celebrate with a feast that would include 90 natives who helped the pilgrims survive during that first winter. One of the most celebrated of those natives was a Wampanoag who the settlers called Squanto. He taught the pilgrims where to fish and hunt and where to plant New World crops like corn and squash. He also helped negotiate a treaty between the pilgrims and chief Massasoit.

This first feast included many fowl, though it is not certain that it included turkey, along with venison, corn, and pumpkin. This was all prepared by the four women settlers and two teenage girls.

The first actual mention of the word thanksgiving in early colonial history was not associated with the first feast described above. The first time this term was associated with a feast or celebration was in 1623. That year the pilgrims were living through a terrible drought that continued from May through July. The pilgrims decided to spend an entire day in July fasting and praying for rain. The next day, a light rain occurred. Further, additional settlers and supplies arrived from the Netherlands. At that point, Governor Bradford proclaimed a day of Thanksgiving to offer prayers and thanks to God. However, this was by no means a yearly occurrence.

The next recorded day of Thanksgiving occurred in 1631 when a ship full of supplies that was feared to be lost at sea actually pulled into Boston Harbor. Governor Bradford again ordered a day of Thanksgiving and prayer.

George Washington issued the first Thanksgiving Proclamation by a President of the United States on November 26, 1789. Interestingly, some of the future presidents such as Thomas Jefferson and Andrew Jackson would not agree to resolutions for a national day of Thanksgiving because they felt it was not within their constitutional power. Over these years, Thanksgiving was still being celebrated in many states, but often on different dates. Most states, however, celebrated it sometime in November.

The Christmas music has begun to play on the radio! WOOHOO! Milwaukee's Christmas Music Station

Happy Holidays!

Here's the real story behind the Monster Energy logo:

Monster Energy is made from squishing old men on a hydraulic press. The liquid that runs out is what they use to make the drink. It takes the squeezings from 3 old men to make each drink; hence the logo, 3 old men's canes. The name, Monster, is because it takes some kind of monster to come up with a formula like that for the drink.

You people are so effing dumb to get fooled by Internet rumors, over and over.....

A tornado comes through town and kills everybody but you. Then you thank god for protecting you from the tornado. If god really did protect you, then who the f*ck do you think killed everybody else? People are so stupid.

No matter how much snow falls, it will never be as deep as the pussy crybabies that whine about it. They act surprised and angry every year. If you have a functioning brain and intact memories the changing of the seasons should come as no surprise to you. Facebook sucks, too many bitches.

Sometimes I fart but accidentally shit my pants. And you worry about snowflakes?

Congratulations to the candidate with the real purty mouth!

This is no time to be happy. Angrymas in 52 days.

The holiday season begins! WOOHOO!

It's here! It's here! The best holiday of the year! Halloweener! And a wonderful treat to go along with it; SNOW! Snow is good. The only bad thing about it is that it brings on all the bitches that only get worse closer to their unhappy holiday on December 25th; Angrymas.

WOOHOO! Snow in the forecast! Snow in the forecast! SNOW IN THE FORECAST!

Windows open the weekend before Halloween; very nice! I remember many years as a kid trick or treating with my snow boots and winter coat over my costume.

I noticed yesterday that the snowbirds were back! Dark-eyed Juncos, but mom always called them snowbirds.

How times have changed. The dairy farm no longer has cows on it and the Christmas tree farm no longer sells Christmas trees.

Live and let live. For those that 'live by God's Word', there is no commandment forbidding two people with matching genitals to fall in love. But while they are casting stones, remember this:

The Word of our Lord, Jesus Christ.................Mark 10:11-12; "And He said to them, 'Whoever divorces his wife and marries another woman commits adultery against her; and if she herself divorces her husband and marries another man, she is committing adultery.'"

7th Commandment: "You shall not commit adultery." Amen

In this hand I hold a very special, magical, invisible fairy. I offer a $100,000 reward to the first person that can prove this fairy doesn't exist.

A long summer is finally winding down.

I can't wait to get cutting wood again, even though I'm not the healthy lumberjack I once was. It will be awhile though, with the hunting seasons just around the corner. I won't be able to cut anything until after Thanksgiving, except for maybe a few trees to clean up around the house in the meantime.

It's taking a long time to get caught up. I may never be far enough ahead to sell firewood again. Another couple of loads and I will have the north end of my woodpile filled, then to start working on the south end. Heating season isn't over yet, it'll be another month.

It was wet at the office this morning, but this afternoon is drier. Very humid though.

There are a few people in my circle of friends, family, and acquaintances that I can look up to, love, or admire. The rest are just so fucking dumb it's hard to keep a straight face sometimes.

I really don't like that new brand of ant poison. It makes me cough and gives me a headache.

It's quite a bit drier at the office this afternoon. The turkeys are gobbling and the birds are singing.