Here's the real story behind the Monster Energy logo:

Monster Energy is made from squishing old men on a hydraulic press. The liquid that runs out is what they use to make the drink. It takes the squeezings from 3 old men to make each drink; hence the logo, 3 old men's canes. The name, Monster, is because it takes some kind of monster to come up with a formula like that for the drink.

You people are so effing dumb to get fooled by Internet rumors, over and over.....