How I Make Firewood With Minimal Equipment And No Heavy Lifting

Step One, 11:25am: Leave yard.


Step Two, 11:30am: Cut tree down.


Step Three, 11:35am: Cut tree up.


Step Four, 11:45am: Split.


Step Five, 12:05pm: Haul back to the yard.


Step Six, 12:15pm: Stack.


Done. After several seasons of drying, this will be some very nice firewood (or by next week if I point a dehumidifier at it, according to a rumor I heard).

- Quads, hailing from Grand Marsh Observatory atop Elk Castle Hill