Saturday morning I got up very early, put on my long johns,
dressed quietly, made my lunch, slipped quietly into the garage to
load the car with rifle and stand, and proceeded to back out into a
torrential downpour.
There was snow mixed with the rain, and the wind was howling. I
pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered
that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into
bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different
anticipation and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out hunting
in that shit?

Thanks Mike!

- Quads, hailing from Grand Marsh Observatory atop Elk Castle Hill!