Splitting With A Fiskars

What?! You say the handle on your Fiskars is too short? No way. There must be something wrong with your technique. I'm 7'8" tall and it's the perfect size for me:

You're not actually swinging your Fiskars, are you? The Fiskars works too good for that. It's also the reason why the handle is so short. It's a "splitting wand", not meant to be swung, but waved. The proper way to use it is to pass it gently yet meaningfully over the round, Harry Potter style, and utter the phrase "hocus pocus likity split" and tada! ;-)

- Quads, hailing from Grand Marsh Observatory atop Elk Castle Hill