A blond is speeding and gets pulled over by a blond state trooper. The trooper asks to see her driver's license. She rummages around in her purse and car - finds cellphone, pen, tissues, etc. but no license. Opens her makeup case and sees her face in the mirror. She thinks; "Ah ha! Here's my picture, this must be my license."

Hands it to the trooper. Trooper takes one look and she says; "If I'd have known you were a state trooper, I would have never pulled you over!"