History Channel’s new cryptozoology program MonsterQuest kicked up a lot of interest and press with one November episode, “Sasquatch Attack.” The documentary was about scientists Curt Nelson (biologist, University of Minnesota) and Jeff Meldrum (anthropologist, Idaho State University) spending five days with the show’s film crew at a cabin near Ontario’s Snelgrove Lake.

While there, the crew filmed stones flying through the air from an apparent rock-throwing Bigfoot and Meldrum collecting organics from a wooden board with screws in it, used as a bear trap.

The blood, tissue and hair samples discovered on the bear trap outside the cabin were tested. The hair did not match any known North American bear or animal and tests showed, according to the New York Post, “an uncanny similarity to human DNA with one exception: the irregular DNA matched that of a primate,” whatever that meant, considering that humans are primates!